Funny one liner repartees

One linerFunny one liner repartees

A one liner says it all. Have fun reading those

1.What has a lot of keys but cannot open any doors? : A piano.
2.What is a tree’s favorite drink? : Root beer
3.What’s round and bad-tempered? : A vicious circle.
4.Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon? : To a pignic.
5.Where do fortune tellers dance? : At the crystal ball.
6.How do you make a hot dog stand? : Steal its chair.
7.How do you make an egg laugh? : Tell it a yolk.
8.What can you hold without ever touching it? : A conversation.
9.What clothes does a house wear? : Address.
10.What country makes you shiver? : Chile.
11.What did one magnet say to the other? : I find you very attractive.
12.What did the necktie say to the hat? : You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.
13.What did the rug say to the floor?: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
14.What do you call a song sung in an automobile? : A cartoon.
15.What do you do when your chair breaks? – Call a chairman.

 

 

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